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driftoffacliff replied to your post “my mom wouldn’t let me drive 2.5 miles to walmart at 9 pm because it…”

the second tag sounds wild as heck

can i tell a story? i’m going to tell a story

i was feeling a little sad one night so my friends came over to cheer me up. they somehow convinced me to go out even though it was mad late but the only reason i said yes was because my parents were out and they probably wouldn’t be home for a few hours (plus they bribed me with ice cream). we ended up picking up another friend who desperately wanted/needed to trade his ps3 for weed from some guy an hour away. whatever, we went. then we got lost. we depended on our phones to get us there but we spent too long hanging out so they all ended up dying. we drove around aimlessly passing by the same place at least three times because the guys refused to ask for directions. while chugging along trying to find our way we got PULLED OVER. we were going too fucking fast and there was a giant bag of weed in the car. i wasn’t ready to go to jail. luckily all the cop cared about was having the high beams on while on a main road so he let us off with a warning 

anyway after a couple hours we finally got home but i never got my ice cream (mcdonald’s doesn’t serve ice cream at 5 am which is complete bullshit) 

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clubequinox replied to your post “my mom wouldn’t let me drive 2.5 miles to walmart at 9 pm because it…”

You can’t trust thugs like me after 9pm. We might kill you.

you’d probably kill me with cuteness you little thug you 

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my mom wouldn’t let me drive 2.5 miles to walmart at 9 pm because it was “dangerous” to be out that late 

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April 20 2014
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*bunny noises*
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i was washing my dad’s car when my mom came out, noticed a scratch on its side, said “oh no someone hurt the car!”, laughed, then softly whispered “it was me”

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